Локиправда-256

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Бесит, когда Локи не любят только потому, что он, видите ли, образом не совпал с прототипом из мифов. В чем проблема? Просто не смешивайте этих двух персонажей.

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Первое правило Локитреда: Нарушать все правила локитреда.
Второе правило Локитреда: Кат - для слабаков.
Третье правило Локитреда: Мир, дружба, попа Тома!
Четвертое правило Локитреда: 10 смайликов - это няшно и Локи и Томоугодно.
Пятое правило Локитреда: Одна фотка - один пост, и никаких превью!
Шестое правило Локитреда: Баяном считается запощенное не менее трех раз в одном и том же треде. Все остальное - новые няшные фоточге и интересные новые темы.
Седьмое правило Локитреда: Здесь любят Локи, Тома, всех, кто подвернется под руку и даже Бороду Томме.
Восьмое правило Локитреда: Обнимашге, лучи любви, окровавленный топор и маньячная улыбка - вот наши документы.
Девятое правило Локитреда: Мьеллнир - это не только молот, но и масса лулзов при просмотре фоток Томме.
Десятое правило Локитреда: Обсуждаться может абсолютно все, что угодно. Не нравится обсуждаемая тема - предлагай свою или молча проматывай дальше.
Одиннадцатое правило Локитреда: Несешь ссылку - подпиши, про что. Больше трех не подписанных ссылок на одну страницу треда подлежат выпилу, начиная с первой.
Двенадцатое правило Локитреда: ЛОКЕБОХ!!!!!

Слушайте мою клятву и будьте свидетелями моего обета... Ночь собирается, и начинается мой дозор. Он не окончится до самого утра. Я не пойду в другие треды и на другие соо. Я не буду писать от ника и не буду разводить холивар. Я буду писать и флудить только в Локитреде. Я — анон во тьме; я — Дозорный в Локитреде; я — луч любви, который разгонит регулировщиков; я — обнимашки для всех; я — пикспам, который радует заходящих; я — кат, который охраняет от других тем. Я отдаю свою ночь и сон Локитреду среди этой ночи и всех, которые грядут после нее...

Предыдущие темы:

1-100

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41, 42, 43, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49, 50, 51, 52, 53, 54, 55, 56, 57, 58, 59, 60, 61, 62, 63, 64, 65, 66, 67, 68, 69, 70, 71, 72, 73, 74, 75, 76, 77, 78, 79, 80, 81, 82, 83, 84, 85, 86, 87, 88, 89, 90, 91, 92, 93, 94, 95, 96, 97, 98, 99, 100,

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101, 102, 103, 104, 105, 106, 107, 108, 109, 110, 111, 112, 113, 114, 115, 116, 117, 118, 119, 120, 121, 122, 123, 124, 125, 126, 127, 128, 129, 130, 131, 132, 133, 134, 135, 136, 137, 138, 139, 140, 141, 142, 143, 144, 145, 146, 147, 148, 149, 150, 151, 152, 153, 154, 155, 156, 157, 158, 159, 160, 161, 162, 163, 164, 165, 166, 167, 168, 169, 170, 171, 172, 173, 174, 175, 176, 177, 178, 179, 180, 181, 182, 183, 184, 185, 186, 187, 188, 189, 190, 191, 192, 193, 194, 195, 196, 197, 198, 199, 200, 201, 202, 203, 204, 205, 206, 207, 208, 209, 210, 211, 212, 213, 214, 215, 216, 217, 218, 219, 220, 221, 222, 223, 224, 225, 226, 227, 228, 229, 230, 231, 232, 233, 234, 235, 236, 237, 238, 239, 240, 241, 242, 243, 244, 245, 246, 247, 248, 249, 250, 251, 252, 253, 254, 255.

Вопрос: Локеаноны, какой самый локеугодный совет от Вилли?

1. Заветным мыслям не давай огласки, несообразным – ходу не давай.		19	(11.05%)
2. Будь прост с людьми, но не запанибрата.		14	(8.14%)
3. Проверенных и лучших из друзей приковывай стальными обручами, но до мозолей рук не натирай пожатьями со встречными.		15	(8.72%)
4. Старайся беречься драк, а сцепишься – берись за дело так, чтоб береглись другие.		11	(6.4%)
5. Всех слушай, но беседуй редко с кем.		13	(7.56%)
6. Терпи их суд и прячь свои сужденья.		11	(6.4%)
7. Рядись, во что позволит кошелек, но не франти – богато, но без вычур. По платью познается человек.		13	(7.56%)
8. Смотри, не занимай и не ссужай. Ссужая, лишаемся мы денег и друзей, а займы притупляют бережливость.		11	(6.4%)
9. Всего превыше: верен будь себе. Тогда, как утро следует за ночью, последует за этим верность всем.		30	(17.44%)
10. ЛОКЕБОХ!!!!! ТОММЕАВАТАР!!!!!!!		35	(20.35%)
Всего:		172 Всего проголосовало: 56

@темы: локиправда

Comments

[Гость]

Крис в Атланте. Тренер очень толсто намекнул, и народ опознал рынок - DeKalb Farmers market in ATL.

тренер!

[Гость]

11:32
Гость
Крис в Атланте

Даа... тяжко жить, когда твой любовник много жрёт. Сначала купи, потом приготовь..

[Гость]

How Chris Hemsworth’s Entire Family Helped Him Land Thor

«Ever since 2011, when he was first cast in Kenneth Branagh’s Thor, Chris Hemsworth has been dining out on the same anecdote: in a story worthy of Asgard itself, the elder Hemsworth had to beat out his younger, smaller, brunette brother Liam Hemsworth in order to claim the title of the Thunder God. At six-foot-three and blessed with golden, Norse-like hair, Chris Hemsworth seemed born to play Thor—but his road to Marvel fame was bumpy, and without the help of the entire Hemsworth family, it might be a different actor filling out that red cape.

Sitting down with Lynn Hirschberg for W’s “Screen Tests” series, Hemsworth recently explained how his family got involved in his efforts to be worthy of Thor’s hammer. Having blown (in the actor’s words) the first audition with Branagh, Chris Hemsworth had to then watch his younger brother, Liam, get callback after callback for the part, which sparked some “sibling rivalry.” (The source of Hemsworth’s on-screen sibling rivalry, Tom Hiddleston, also famously got fairly far along in the audition process to play Thor. Thank goodness he landed Loki instead.)

When Liam ultimately didn’t get the role either, Chris tried again, recording another audition tape from a hotel room in Vancouver where he was shooting Cabin in the Woods with his future Avengers director Joss Whedon. Whether Whedon had any influence over Hemsworth getting either the role or that second audition, the Australian actor is inclined to credit his mother, Leonie—who read Odin, the Anthony Hopkins part, for him. “She must have nailed it, because it got me back in the room,” Hemsworth explains, adding that he was motivated, this time, by “frustration that my little brother had gotten further than me.”


Speaking with Vanity Fair’s Krista Smith back in 2015, Liam Hemsworth explained that he and his brother have shared a friendly lifelong rivalry. The Hunger Games alum recalled the time he flung a knife at his brother’s head; only the handle hit that god-like face, thank Odin. The Hemsworth brothers also got their respective starts on Australia’s two rival soaps—Neighbours and Home and Away.

But neither brother would have grown up to play out their rivalry on the public stage of Hollywood were it not for their mother, who surprisingly raised the two beefcake actors on a vegetarian diet. Chris Hemsworth would eventually pack on 20 extra pounds of muscle after he landed the part in order to convincingly pull off that golden god look.

Hemsworth got a hand from a member of his family one more time when filming 2013’s Thor: The Dark World. His leading lady, Natalie Portman, wasn’t available to re-shoot the final post-credits scene, in which Thor and Jane share a passionate kiss. Luckily, Hemsworth’s actress wife, Elsa Pataky (of the Fast and the Furious franchise fame) was on hand. “Let’s get her in, and she’s the same height,” Hemsworth recalls saying at the time, “and I won’t have to explain to her what I’ve been doing at work . . . having to kiss someone else.” Pataky threw on a Jane wig and costume, and passionately kissed her husband in the final frames of the movie. Nice work if you can get it.»
www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2017/09/chris-hems...

[Гость]

Это вечный юмор про качков, что их трудно прокормить)

[Гость]

Сначала купи, потом приготовь..

Поэтому Томме и не выдержал Это не булочки с кофеем носить.

[Гость]

Крис в Атланте

Значит, снимается в Мст-4.

когда твой любовник много жрёт.

Это он на всю семью Хемсвортов закупился - Эльза тоже вроде в Атланте с дочкой )

[Гость]

Вот том про нй говорит, что там какая-то шутка. Может и не умрет папенька?
Скорее всего эта шутка, что Локи сдал папеньку в дом пристарелых в НЙ. Она уже проспойлерена в фотках из Брисбена.

[Гость]

Поэтому Томме и не выдержал

«Мы с Крисом каждый день готовили кулинарные шедевры вместе с нашим исландским домоуправляющим. А потом ночи напролет болтали о жизни и пили вино.»
-ТХ

Это не булочки с кофеем носить.

Крися сам торты печь умеет, а еще "вышивать умеет и на машинке тоже", как выяснилось, он бы ему все дырки а одежде позаштопывал
«For some reason, cross stitch was one that I enjoyed. Then I remembered buying or getting sort of patterns for clothing and trying to make pants and things. I don't think that went very far. I think I might have sewed a leg together or something. But there was a period when I was like, 'I'm gonna be a designer!' »

[Гость]

он бы ему все дырки а одежде позаштопывал

Вот это Томме, конечно, зря. С таким Крисом можно и не жениться А повара в складчину бы потянули.

[Гость]

Интервью с Крисом для W Magazine _
Chris Hemsworth Admits He Almost Lost Out Thor to His Younger Brother Liam Hemsworth


«Few actors in Hollywood have as much of a sense of humor about themselves as Chris Hemsworth. If you need any proof, just look at the Ghostbusters remake and the criminally under-appreciated comedy Vacation. But most of the world has gotten to know him as the titular character in Thor. Though it may be hard to believe for a leading man as jacked as Hemsworth, the sort of actor who is as much of a fixture on muscle magazines as professional athletes, the role almost didn't go to him, but to his younger brother Liam. The way Hemsworth tells it, his audition had gone so badly, he didn't hear back from producers for months while his brother was called in several times for the part. Eventually, a little sibling rivalry kicked in, and, when he was finally called back, he scored the role. The rest, as they say, is history. In an interview for W's Royals portfolio, Hemsworth recalls his start in acting, and pokes fun at his brother's sometimes gratuitous Instagram posts.

What was the first thing you auditioned for in your whole career?
— The first thing I auditioned for would have been a commercial. I did a lot of commercial auditions and I remembered walking in and having to tell them about myself and who I am, where I'm from. None of it was very interesting, obviously, because I never got those jobs. And, the first job I booked was a famous Australian TV show called Neighbors. Basically, one of the lead characters had been robbed in the café and I had to come in and say, 'What's going on? Quick. Call the police.' And that was my big moment.

And then didn't you have a regular gig on Neighbors?
— I had a regular gig on another soap opera, the sort of rival soap opera to that one, Home and Away. I did that for three and a half years, which was great. Spent a lot of time on the beach and went through every melodramatic tragedy that one can go through—plane crashes and fires and robberies and landslides. All sorts of ridiculous things would happen to my character. I had three different kids. All three kids with three different women across that show. I was 19 on the show for three years, five days a week. I just never aged.

Did your mother and father watch you?
— My mother and father watched the show for a little bit I think. I mean, it's the show that's on in everyone's lounge room at dinner time. So you become kind of part of the family or there's an ownership they have to you, you know? So being in public after being on that show, there's a big lack of boundaries with people because they'd run up and grab you in a headlock and say, 'Hey, we watch the show and saw you last night. Give us a photo and do this and do that.'

Did you have an itch to move to America or were you happy? Were you always thinking about things, as many Australian actors do, in Los Angeles?
— I was. It was during high school, I kind of had a different idea every week of what I wanted to do and most of it was motivated by getting out of the neighborhood I was in and not being stuck in some job I didn't enjoy. We grew up with very little money and that kind of frustrated me as a kid listening to my parents talk about bills every week and sort of seeing the sort of weight that put on them. I thought, 'That's it. I'm gonna make money and pay off their house.' So I thought, 'I'll be an actor,' and very naively kind of ran into that world and started auditioning. Then I love film, but I didn't have any sort of experience or great knowledge with acting and kind of learned on the fly and learned on the job and got a few lucky breaks. It was great and eventually did pay off my parents house and then kind of went, 'What do I do now?' But I think I unconsciously loved acting.

So tell me my favorite story, which is when you auditioned for Thor because I would have thought that you walked into the room and they said, 'Okay. That's it. We're done. He's the guy. There can't be anybody better than this.' But that's not what happened.
— I remembered reading the breakdown for Thor and it said, 'Must be over 6'3" and 200 pounds,' and so on. I thought, 'Oh cool. This is the one thing that sort of fits me.' Most of the time, I'd have to lie about my height and say I was a little shorter and so on. I'd only get cast or auditioned for the football player or something. So I thought, 'Great. This is up my alley.' I came into the audition with Kenneth Branagh and thought I nailed it and then never heard anything back. Months went by and then my brother, my little brother, Liam, was in Australia and sent a tape across and he got a call back, then another call back and then was down to the last kind of four or five people for it. I remember sitting in Vancouver, shooting Cabin in the Woods with Drew Goddard and Joss Whedon. Both of them were looking at the trades at this sort of top five guys for Thor and saying, 'Why aren't you in the mix here? What happened?' I said, 'I don't know. I blew my audition I guess.' None of those guys got it. My manager then called up and said, 'You know, he's got an older brother. Can we bring him back in?' So I did an audition in Vancouver in this hotel room with my mum reading Anthony Hopkins' part. She must have nailed it because it got me back in the room and that second audition was a lot different than my first one. I came in kind of with a little, I guess, motivation and maybe frustration that my little brother had gotten further than me. It's a little family, sibling rivalry sort of kicked up in me. Then it moved pretty quick from there. It was cool.

Do you have his hammer? When I interviewed Chris Evans, he's got Captain America's shield and stuff in the house. You've got boys. Have they experienced the hammer?
— I do have the hammer at home. Because each film each director sort of alters it a little bit, so I've got a couple of them. They're a little heavy for me kids to pick it up, but one of my boys in particular is obsessed with Thor and the whole world. The other two are like, 'Yeah. Dad's Thor. Whatever,' but my son, Tristan, jumps off the kitchen bench on a daily basis. He yells all sorts of motivating warrior cries and so on. I come home from work and he's like, 'Papa, did you fight the monsters? Did you beat up the monsters?'

Then I heard another great story that you have to tell, that Natalie Portman couldn't make a re-shoot, so your wife, Elsa Pataky was Natalie.
— That's right. We were in Hong Kong doing re-shoots for Thor and I was actually shooting something else at the time and then I had to do this re-shoot. So we got called in and I get to the studio. The director comes up to me and he says, 'So, basically, it's just final kiss of the movie. You have to kiss Natalie, but she's not here, so we brought in these girls.' He said, 'I know this sounds awful or whatever, but he said, 'Do you want to pick one? Who do you want to kiss?' And they had these young ladies who were all wonderful and I said, 'My wife's around the corner. Let's get her in and she's the same height and I won't have to explain to her what I've been doing at work from having to kiss someone else.' So she came in and that's the final kiss in that movie is between my wife and I.

Do you have any secret skills that we don't know about? Like somebody the other day said they were good at baking. Like somebody, a man, went on and on about how good a sewer they are...
— Well, it's funny you should say sewing because as kid, I had a real sort of interest in sewing. I think it's because I couldn't afford any cool clothes, so I was like, 'I'm gonna make them myself.' I remember doing cross stitch and for whatever reason, anything for me as a kid, I had a lot of trouble kind of focusing on one task and sitting still. I was pretty active. But anything really detailed where I had to sort of physically and mentally be involved and anything could hold my attention was a big plus for my parents, in particular. For some reason, cross stitch was one that I enjoyed. Then I remembered buying or getting sort of patterns for clothing and trying to make pants and things. I don't think that went very far. I think I might have sewed a leg together or something. But there was a period when I was like, 'I'm gonna be a designer!' As I said before, I had a different idea every week of what I wanted to do professionally. Then the next day, it was like, 'I'm gonna be a professional boxer,' and then the next day it was like, 'I'm gonna be a lawyer or a doctor.' I'd see movies and be inspired by things. I guess that's why acting fits because I get to pretend to be all those things with no great amount of risk or effort. I don't have to do a seven year law degree to be a lawyer in a movie, you know?»
www.wmagazine.com/story/chris-hemsworth-thor-au...

[Гость]

[Гость]

Эльза тоже вроде в Атланте с дочкой

Ну она так, прицепом идет, досадное приложение к Крискиной тушке.
Небось тренера терпит лишь бы тока Крисонька на каку бабу не глянул.
Тренер тренирует (ога), кормит, поит, детей няньчит и еще сторожевой собакой работает.

[Гость]

[Гость]

we brought in these girls.' He said, 'I know this sounds awful or whatever, but he said, 'Do you want to pick one? Who do you want to kiss?
Вот, аноны. Конечно, не животный секс, но поцелуй с Томом не так уж нереален, у него то жены нет

[Гость]

Беня в трейлере драмы "Дитя во времени" по мотивам одноименного романа Иэна Макьюэна про неожиданно пропавшую трехлетнюю дочь. Премьера 24 сентября на BBC.

По сюжету романа, жизнь писателя рушится в одно мгновение - когда средь бела дня похищают его трехлетнюю дочку. И именно в этот момент Стивен со всей остротой осознает, кто является настоящим смыслом его семейной жизни и ее невидимым фундаментом. Отношения безутешного отца с супругой на фоне разыгравшейся трагедии претерпевают драматические изменения. Среди вихря накатывающих друг на друга эмоций и чувств постепенно становится различим еще один важный участник событий - время, которое является могущественной и беспощадной силой.

[Гость]

@HewlettElaine
Saw #radahamlet last night. Front row in a tiny theatre. Wonderful production and amazing to get so close to all the action!

[Гость]

[Гость]

[Гость]

[Гость]

[Гость]

от 11/09
@Hidtordo
Thank you #RADAHamlet, for such a memorable evening, one I'll cherish forever.

[Гость]

I would literally sell my first born child to see #RADAHamlet

[Гость]

Довольно забавно.

[Гость]

Анончики, простите, не знал что она большая..

[Гость]

офф следующий проект Браны получил дату релиза

Первая экранизация серии фэнтези-романов «Артемис Фаул» Walt Disney Studios выйдет 9 августа 2019 года под режиссурой Кеннета Браны (съемки откладывались 10 лет, Брана приписан к проекту с 2015)


«Next up is another previously-announced “Untitled Disney Fairy Tale” with the long-anticipated adaptation of Artemis Fowl set to arrive on August 9, 2019. Kenneth Branagh signed on to direct the film back in 2015.»


«Кеннет Брана начнет съемки «Артемиса Фаула» в январе.

Студия Disney и продюсер Харви Вайнштейн по-прежнему планируют экранизацию серии книг Йона Колфера под общим названием «Артемис Фаул». Согласно свежему докладу портала Omega Underground, съемки ленты, под режиссерским началом Кеннета Браны («Тор», «Золушка»), начнутся уже в январе следующего года и пройдут в Великобритании и Ирландии. Сейчас господин Брана и компания подыскивают актеров на главные роли.

В общей сложности Колфер написал восемь книг о Фауле. Романы разошлись тиражом в 21 миллион экземпляров и переведены на 44 языка. В основу сюжета картины британца лягут первые два произведения. На киноязык их перевели в сценарий Конор МакФерсон («Гарри Поттер и Орден Феникса») и Майкл Голденберг («Комната страха»), адаптировавший для Браны также и экранизацию «Убийства в Восточном экспрессе» Агаты Кристи.

Семейство 12-летнего Артемиса является старейшей династией, управляющей преступным синдикатом, который занимается махинациями по всему миру. Сам же Артемис — вундеркинд с криминальными наклонностями, узнавший о существовании волшебного подземного народца. Юное дарование похищает фею, чтобы использовать её магию для спасения семьи, но не догадывается, что связываться с феями очень опасно. С этого момента начинаются фантастические приключения Артемиса.»

[Гость]

Viago and Adam as roommates (AU)

[Гость]

Беня снова хорошо стал выглядеть. Анон аж порадовался за Огурчика. Прям секс!

[Гость]

100% уверен, что театральный анон в своём отчете скажет, что Том в реале выглядит моложе и свежее, чем мы привыкли видеть на фотографиях. Где принимают ставки?


Анон аж порадовался за Огурчика. Прям секс!

Это потому что Томася был полгода рядом в Лондоне под бочком.

[Гость]

Я думаю вообще никаких отчетов не будет, даже если театрал был реален, он уже театрально обиделся

[Гость]

ничто не мешает ему отписаться на другом ресурсе, локиправда не единственный паблик по Тому