Локиправда-260

[Замдежурного]

Бесит, когда Локи не любят только потому, что он, видите ли, образом не совпал с прототипом из мифов. В чем проблема? Просто не смешивайте этих двух персонажей.

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Первое правило Локитреда: Нарушать все правила локитреда.
Второе правило Локитреда: Кат - для слабаков.
Третье правило Локитреда: Мир, дружба, попа Тома!
Четвертое правило Локитреда: 10 смайликов - это няшно и Локи и Томоугодно.
Пятое правило Локитреда: Одна фотка - один пост, и никаких превью!
Шестое правило Локитреда: Баяном считается запощенное не менее трех раз в одном и том же треде. Все остальное - новые няшные фоточге и интересные новые темы.
Седьмое правило Локитреда: Здесь любят Локи, Тома, всех, кто подвернется под руку и даже Бороду Томме.
Восьмое правило Локитреда: Обнимашге, лучи любви, окровавленный топор и маньячная улыбка - вот наши документы.
Девятое правило Локитреда: Мьеллнир - это не только молот, но и масса лулзов при просмотре фоток Томме.
Десятое правило Локитреда: Обсуждаться может абсолютно все, что угодно. Не нравится обсуждаемая тема - предлагай свою или молча проматывай дальше.
Одиннадцатое правило Локитреда: Несешь ссылку - подпиши, про что. Больше трех не подписанных ссылок на одну страницу треда подлежат выпилу, начиная с первой.
Двенадцатое правило Локитреда: ЛОКЕБОХ!!!!!

Слушайте мою клятву и будьте свидетелями моего обета... Ночь собирается, и начинается мой дозор. Он не окончится до самого утра. Я не пойду в другие треды и на другие соо. Я не буду писать от ника и не буду разводить холивар. Я буду писать и флудить только в Локитреде. Я — анон во тьме; я — Дозорный в Локитреде; я — луч любви, который разгонит регулировщиков; я — обнимашки для всех; я — пикспам, который радует заходящих; я — кат, который охраняет от других тем. Я отдаю свою ночь и сон Локитреду среди этой ночи и всех, которые грядут после нее...

Предыдущие темы:

1-100

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Вопрос: В локитреде - Рагнарёк! Какие спойлеры осчастливили, опечалили или оставили тебя в недоумении, анон?

1. Локи *спойлер*! и *спойлер*! и с магией все *спойлер*!!! и поставил себе *спойлер*! и почти во всех *спойлер*!!! Божечки, спасибо Тайке за это! и сценаристам! и их родителям! и авторам фикла, вдохновившего их!		29	(16.76%)
2. Один *спойлер*! Скажем честно, мы это пронзали и допронзались.		16	(9.25%)
3. Троица и Сиф *спойлер*! Увы, это тоже было предсказуемо.		10	(5.78%)
4. Хеймдаль *спойлер*! Возможно мы догадываемся почему.		7	(4.05%)
5. Хела - *спойлер*!!! А вот тут мы конкретно так охуели, прстите.		20	(11.56%)
6. Тор станет *спойлер*!!! И тут мы тоже слегка так не поняли, ибо в ВБ же у Тора есть *спойлер*.		19	(10.98%)
7. Суртур будет *спойлер*! Это тоже внезапно, и трейлер все врет.		9	(5.2%)
8. Стрэндж, Локи и Тор *спойлер*. Без комментариев, бенетомеры до сих пор немного в истерике.		15	(8.67%)
9. Я боюсь спойлеров, поэтому пока буду пробегать мимо.		13	(7.51%)
10. ЛОКЕБОХ! ТОММЕАВАТАР!		35	(20.23%)
Всего:		173 Всего проголосовало: 68

@темы: локиправда

Comments

[Гость]

Звездный час Ананасовича, как он меня бесит.

Как ты можешь, анон? Он единственный режиссер, кто осмелился снять Тора по мотивам фичков может вытащить скучную франшизу Тора из болота.

[Гость]

Анон догоняет спойлерный форум суперхирохайп и наткнулся на описание сцены

спойлер

The last moment Loki and Thor share with Odin before his death is the deepest most emotional moment of the film.
Мур-мур, жду эту сцену! Может правы были наши анончики, напронзавшие Локичкино “noooooo!” или что-то подобное))

[Гость]

Patrick Spiced Latte‏ @pj_campbell 11m11 minutes ago

#ThorRagnarok is a fun, badass, Dio album cover come to life, and another solid entry in the MCU. My #review: socalsite.socalthrills.com/thor-ragnarok-movie-...

[Гость]

Patrick Spiced Latte‏ @pj_campbell 11m11 minutes ago

#ThorRagnarok is a fun, badass, Dio album cover come to life, and another solid entry in the MCU. My #review: socalsite.socalthrills.com/thor-ragnarok-movie-...

Also, Tom Hiddleston’s return as Loki is fantastic, and much like Hemsworth, he’s found a new way to play Loki that keeps the role fresh.

[Гость]

www.nytimes.com/2017/10/19/magazine/the-superwe...

The Superweirdo
Behind ‘Thor: Ragnarok’

[Гость]

Хэла: " Ты звучишь как он".

Т.е. даже Хэла заметили, что на Одина больше похож Локи?

[Гость]

DYI Magazine.com запостил ревью слишком рано, и стер его, но тумба уже сделала копию:
The collective roar of rage from Marvel fans when the first images from Thor: Ragnarok were released back in March was likely to have deafened even the God of Thunder himself; “What’s happened to his hair? Where’s his hammer? Why does he have swords? What’s with all the Day-Glo colours? How come Cate Blanchett looks like 2005-era Gerard Way?” Frankly the cacophony of displeasure was worrying. We really needn’t have been concerned, sure director Taika Waititi may be a novice at big budget comic book fare but his record as a director is pretty damn perfect, cementing his reputation with Hunt For The Wilderpeople, while Guardians of the Galaxy has proved that space-set Marvel sagas can be something special, but still the fretting continued. That was until the glorious teaser trailer - with the now-famous “He’s a friend from work!” line - calmed the waters of discontent and suddenly we were all excited again by Marvel’s bold choice of director.

Two years have passed since The Avengers battled the malevolent AI, Ultron and Thor (Chris Hemsworth), troubled by visions of the destruction of his home world Asgard, has been searching the universe for clues about the Infinity Stones. In his absence his brother Loki (Tom Hiddleston), believed to be dead, rules Asgard in the guise of their father, Odin. After escaping the fire demon Surtur (voiced by Clancy Brown) who wishes to bring about Ragnarok and destroy Asgard, Thor returns home to discover Loki’s duplicitous reign has resulted in the disappearance of Heimdall (Idris Elba), the guardian of Asgard, who has been replaced by the cocky Skurge (Karl Urban, having an absolute blast). When the Goddess of Death, Hela (Cate Blanchett) turns up to claim Asgard as hers, the defeated brothers find themselves transported across the universe and on the planet of Sakaar where Thor is enslaved by Valkyrie (Tessa Thompson) for the planet’s hilariously wacky ruler The Grandmaster (Jeff Goldblum). Forced to become a gladiator, Thor must defeat The Grandmaster’s champion, The Hulk (Mark Ruffalo).

Unsurprisingly with Waititi at the helm, laughs are to be expected and Thor: Ragnarok doesn’t disappoint. Possibly the funniest film in the MCU yet - rivalling Guardians of the Galaxy for guffaws - Waititi allows Hemsworth to prove what a natural comedic performer he is. Sure, we’ve giggled along with Thor before but this is some next level rib-tickling from the amiable Australian. Oozing charisma, Hemsworth’s Thor may be a fierce warrior but he’s also got a childish streak a mile wide which makes him more human and relatable. Riffing effortlessly with his co-stars, Hemsworth’s easy charm radiates most with Hiddleston’s craftier, brother. Here, Loki dials back the villainy and allies himself with big bro and pals to stop Hela. The pair have an easy chemistry which extends to Ruffalo, the trio feeling very much like mates having a grand old time.

Tessa Thompson is a worthy addition; her hard-drinking, bitter warrior is fierce and fun enough to leave a lasting impression while Blanchett clearly relishes being the first female villain in the MCU with a Siouxsie Sioux twang that’s equally bored and delighted to be causing all manner of havoc. A formidable foe, she dispatches anyone who stands in her way with lethal speed and venomous glee. Jeff Goldblum plays The Grandmaster with camp, eyebrow-raising weirdness. In short, he’s a riot and has never been more Jeff Goldbum-y. Add Waititi himself as Korg the Kronan complete with the director’s New Zealand accent – albeit an exaggerated version – and it’ll be hard for audiences to catch a breath from cackling loudly into their popcorn.

One might be forgiven for thinking Waititi may struggle to inject anything new into action sequences but we actually get some of the most satisfying examples of Thor’s abilities as a fighter while cinematographer Javier Aguirresarobe has constructed frames of pure beauty as Led Zeppelin’s classic and apt ‘Immigrant Song’ compliments the big battles perfectly.

It would be tempting to spill all of the film’s many secrets but to do so would be to diminish the joy of discovery. Thor: Ragnarok is a staggeringly enjoyable experience. Pure rock n’ roll it’s anarchic, hilarious and with some of the most arresting visuals and imaginative action the MCU has ever produced. Bask in its sheer audacious glory.

[Гость]

Небольшой кусочек Халка и Тора: twitter.com/soycinetico/status/9210305105618042...

"У меня больше мускулов, а значит и больше мозгов".

[Гость]

Еще ревью: www.motivatedmom.org/finding-the-confidence-and...

[Гость]

о

[Гость]

[Гость]

18.17
это так тупо... но так смешно

[Гость]

Herald Sun (Australia) review 3.5/5

Козлы.

[Гость]

Слушаю весь день immigrant song. Если они поймали энергетику этой песни в фильме, то за него я не беспокоюсь.

[Гость]

Herald Sun (Australia) review 3.5/5

Козлы.

полный текст со спойлерами. Какое-то пустое злобствование, честное слово!

IN Thor: Ragnarok, the hammer comes down as usual, but the humour goes up in a whole new way for a Marvel superhero movie.

It is definitely no classic, but an appreciably looser, livelier approach will reinvigorate those beginning to tire of the standard Marvel formula.

This is the third big-screen solo outing for Thor, and the big burly bearded bloke has never been in better form.

While he is still required to smash stuff up, this time he is also looking to crack you up.

The first thing you notice about Thor: Ragnarok is while it supplies the kind of sprawling action spectacle Marvel is renowned for, it is also a sly, dry comedy packed with deadpan punchlines and absurd sight gags.

The good-natured goofiness to the fore here is definitely the handiwork of New Zealand filmmaker Taika Waititi, fresh off his 2016 global sleeper hit Hunt for the Wilderpeople.

When Waititi and an openly enthusiastic cast – led by Australian duo Chris Hemsworth as Thor, and Oscar-winner Cate Blanchett as his evil older sister Hela – get the laughs going on a roll, the movie’s charm is irresistible.

In spite of Thor’s longstanding association with The Avengers, this lighter, brighter vibe leaves Ragnarok often feeling like a Guardians of the Galaxy spin-off.

So what does the word Ragnarok mean exactly? Well, it is the realisation of an ancient prophesy forecasting the complete obliteration of Thor’s beloved home realm of Asgard.

For the bulk of the film, there is precious little the titular hero can do about this bleak situation.

Not only has the villainous Hela taken control of Asgard. In her self-propelled ascension to the throne, Hela has maliciously, yet matter-of-factly smashed Thor’s mighty hammer Mjolnir to bits.

That takes some doing, no matter how sinister or super-powered you happen to be. Clearly, Hela – fond of referring to herself as “the goddess of death” – is a force of evil to be reckoned with.

(She is no fashionista, however. Hela likes to slink around in a open-shouldered, flexi-Kevlar catsuit under a whopping pair of shiny rubber antlers. Far from giving off a she-who-must-be-feared vibe, it leaves Hela looking like the chief dominatrix at an S&M club for reindeer.)

Meanwhile, Thor is being held captive on the far-flung planet of Sakaar by a freaky fight impresario known as The Grandmaster. (Jeff Goldblum).

A twitchy blend of traditional entrepreneur and rebel dictator, The Grandmaster is promoting a stadium slugfest that will pit Thor against his old Avengers pal The Hulk (Mark Ruffalo).

Despite the huge disparity in mismatched weight divisions between the two opponents, the smackdown turns out to be quite an even contest (and a great chance for Thor to show off his new haircut ... that’s right: Thor’s lustrous locks are no more, ladies!)

Thor’s only chance of wriggling free from this tight bind is to get on the good side of the fiery bounty hunter Valkyrie (Tessa Thompson), and somehow form a reliable alliance with his devious brother Loki (Tom Hiddleston).

The revolving-door integration of fan fave Loki throughout Thor: Ragnarok is very well deployed by Waititi.

Tom Hiddleston and Chris Hemsworth share a particular and potent comic connection that makes even the simplest scene of the pair conversing come alive. Both actors haven’t been this switched-on and ready for anything on screen for a few years now.

(Hey Hollywood! Give these guys a buddy-cop movie. They’ve got the right kind of double-act to pull it off.)

It will be interesting to see how fans of the Thor franchise respond to the new character of Valkyrie. She has been given a lot of screen time here, possibly in response to the smash-hit success of Wonder Woman earlier this year.

Tessa Thompson (best known for her breakout performance in the boxing drama Creed) has the combative presence and overall attitude to fill the role – she is certainly a far better actor than Gal Gadot, that’s for sure – yet Thor: Ragnarok seems unsure of how to make best use of her talents.

It doesn’t exactly help that Valkyrie’s defining personal trait is being drunk as often as possible. After a while, it gets kind of creepy to see a near-poisonous level of alcohol abuse passed off as normal. Not a good look for any impressionable youngsters who might be watching.

This is the one real misstep of a movie that otherwise walks the walk in assured fashion.

There is a fair whack of story for Thor: Ragnarok to work through, and there are sections of the movie where it doesn’t quite strike the right balance between its mythical obligations and mirthful intentions.

In other words, there are times where the movie must behave like a Marvel movie should. Links must be established or maintained to other stars twinkling elsewhere in the studio’s ‘Cinematic Universe’ (which, for example, explains the brief visit from Benedict Cumberbatch’s Doctor Strange.)

After each item of Marvel business is seen to, Ragnarok can take a breather and be a wittily self-deprecating (and very funny) Taika Waititi movie again.

Overall, there is a fresh energy and endearingly laid-back sense of style at work in Thor: Ragnarok that will hopefully turn the page to a whole new chapter in the Marvel playbook.

THOR: RAGNAROK (M)

Rating: three and a half stars (3.5 out of 5)

[Гость]

Небольшой кусочек Халка и Тора: twitter.com/soycinetico/status/9210305105618042...

"У меня больше мускулов, а значит и больше мозгов".

Что-то совсем кислая игра со стороны Криса. Слишком много разума во взгляде для такой комедийной линии.

[Гость]

Тайка и Голдблум в Англии рекламируют фильм. Где наша красота?

[Гость]

Небольшой кусочек Халка и Тора:

Братики спина к спине

[Гость]

А вы говорите, не круто на марвеловском промо продвигать другие фильмы актеров
первый трейлер "кавалеристов" Хэмса

[Гость]

О Гамлете:

[Гость]

[Гость]

[Гость]

Слишком много разума во взгляде для такой комедийной линии.

Так Тор должен типа троллить Беннера. Файги ж говорил, что Тор слишком много общался со Старком и набрался от него всякого разного не очень хорошего.

[Гость]

Ревью разных изданий. Советую не читать кто не хочет знать спойлеры! Гаденыши прямо сливают весь сюжет. О Томе и Локи почти ничего:

www.indiewire.com/2017/10/thor-ragnarok-review-...

www.hollywoodreporter.com/review/thor-ragnarok-...
while Tom Hiddleston offers more of the seething sarcasm that makes Loki, with his ever-shifting allegiances, the best thing to happen to bad hair in the new millennium.


www.telegraph.co.uk/films/0/thor-ragnarok-revie...

Sibling bickering is a pivotal dynamic, both between Thor and Loki (a welcome return from Tom Hiddleston)

www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/...
Эти козлы вообще хуже всех по спойлерам, к тому же поставили филму 3 звезды из 5.
For once, his main source of grief in Ragnarok is not his endlessly deceitful and cunning adoptive brother Loki (Tom Hiddleston, as sleek as ever but not quite as malevolent as in previous Marvel movies).

www.theverge.com/2017/10/19/16501108/thor-ragna...
Thor and his brother Loki (Tom Hiddleston, oily and charming as ever)

[Гость]

В общем, все ревью собраны на гнилых томатах: www.rottentomatoes.com/m/thor_ragnarok_2017

[Гость]

спойлер про Беню из Форбс

Benedict Cumberbatch, in a delightful bitchy cameo with Loki and Strange trying to out-asshole each other

[Гость]

Форбс поставил 6/10

www.forbes.com/sites/scottmendelson/2017/10/19/...

while Hiddleston again avoids taking over the film with his fiery charisma.

[Гость]

www.heyuguys.com/thor-ragnarok-review/

Hiddleston is excellent as the stereotypical untrustworthy Loki,

[Гость]

Если честно, то анону плевать, как критики оценят "самый лучший фильм о Торе". Самое главное что The revolving-door integration of fan fave Loki throughout Thor: Ragnarok is very well deployed by Waititi.

Tom Hiddleston and Chris Hemsworth share a particular and potent comic connection that makes even the simplest scene of the pair conversing come alive. Both actors haven’t been this switched-on and ready for anything on screen for a few years now.

(Hey Hollywood! Give these guys a buddy-cop movie. They’ve got the right kind of double-act to pull it off.)

[Гость]

Псевдоинтеллектуальное говно по названию Гардиан тоже дало фильму только 3 из 5 звезд:

www.theguardian.com/film/2017/oct/19/thor-ragna...