Шерлокоправда-288

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Тред по Sherlock BBC. Здесь собираются, чтобы обсудить, поспорить и померяться чем угодно: сериал, каст, версии, теории, дедукцЫи, спойлеры, ОТП, РПС, пейринги, сценарии, арты, фики, видео... и даже сопутствующий оффтоп. Упорос наше всё, выдроежики наш талисман. Может быть опасно. Welcome!

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Предыдущие темы:

1-100

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41, 42, 43, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49, 50, 51, 52, 53, 54, 55, 56, 57, 58, 59, 60, 61, 62, 63, 64, 65, 66, 67, 68, 69, 70, 71, 72, 73, 74, 75, 76, 77, 78, 79, 80, 81, 82, 83, 84, 85, 86, 87, 88, 89, 90, 91, 92, 93, 94, 95, 96, 97, 98, 99, 100,

101-200

101, 102, 103, 104, 105, 106, 107, 108, 109, 110, 111, 112, 113, 114, 115, 116, 117, 118, 119, 120, 121, 122, 123 , 124, 125, 126, 127, 128, 129, 130, 131, 132, 133, 134, 135, 136, 137, 138, 139, 140, 141, 142, 143, 144, 145, 146, 147, 148, 149, 150, 151, 152, 153, 154, 155, 156, 157, 158, 159, 160, 161, 162, 163, 164, 165, 166, 167, 168, 169, 170, 171, 172, 173, 174, 175, 176, 177, 178, 179, 180, 181, 182, 183, 184, 185, 186, 187, 188, 189, 190, 191, 192, 193, 194, 195, 196, 197, 198, 199, 200,

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201, 202, 203, 204, 205, 206, 207, 208, 209, 210, 211, 212, 213, 214, 215, 216, 217, 218, 219, 220, 221b, 222, 223, 224, 225, 226, 227, 228, 229, 230, 231, 232, 233, 234, 235, 236, 237, 238, 239, 240, 241, 242, 243, 244, 245, 246, 247, 248, 249, 250, 251, 252, 253, 254, 255, 256, 257, 258, 259, 260, 261, 262, 263, 264, 265, 266, 267, 268, 269, 270, 271, 272, 273, 274, 275, 276, 277, 278, 279, 280, 281, 282, 283, 284, 285, 286, 287.

Вопрос: Ну как ты после третьего сезона, анончик?

1. Так ни разу и не пересмотрел первые два. Боюсь и БОЛЬ.		34	(13.23%)
2. Начинал пересматривать, не выдержал и бросил. Не идет.		20	(7.78%)
3. Начинал пересматривать, бросил, не хочу портить память.		5	(1.95%)
4. Пересмотрел первые два, все в порядке, уф. Дальше не смог.		19	(7.39%)
5. Пересмотрел первые два, уже не то. Горите в аду, тролли.		14	(5.45%)
6. Гифки могу, отрывки, клипы... сезоны нет, как сглазил кто.		24	(9.34%)
7. А я смотрю все три с удовольствием, мне все нравятся!		23	(8.95%)
8. Я удалил все ПКД и 3 сезон. Мой "Шерлок" закончился спешлом.		26	(10.12%)
9. А я все-таки жду 4 сезон, после него и решу окончательно.		39	(15.18%)
10. Выдроежики сочувствуют и чешут грустных анонов за ушком.		53	(20.62%)
Всего:		257 Всего проголосовало: 129

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Comments

[Гость]

хм, какое разночтение между создателями и Беном
(Everyone cracks up at John’s face when Janine squeals from the bathroom.)
Mark: “He just can’t believe it! But he is actually pleased for him.”
Steven: “Remember the very first cut? It made him look as if he was jealous.”
Mark: “Which was not a good idea.”
Steven: “[We were] saying, ‘No, no, no, he’s thrilled, but a little bit “What?! Out of nowhere, you’ve got the really hot girl from the wedding”!’”
Mark: “Because Sherlock talks about it as if he’s just bought a new pair of shoes.”
Steven: “I love the way Martin plays this, ’cause we get through all the exposition with Martin just waiting: ‘When can I ask about the girl?’ But he’s one of the few actors in the world good enough, Martin Freeman, to be able to make it clear that he’s not listening to the person who’s speaking. He’s just blanking the whole thing.”
Mark: “Also a great way to hide exposition.”
Steven: “[And] Sherlock’s good-natured attempt at sounding normal!”
Mark: “[John] doesn’t know what to do with himself!”
(The commentators can’t stop laughing at every shot of John’s facial expressions.)
Una: “[Yasmine] was so good.”
Steven: “And very lovely, I have to say. Sherlock’s done well for himself at his first go, really.”
Mark: “‘His First Go’! That was the original title(!)”
(Stephen and Mark cackle raucously.)
Sue: “The prequel!”
Steven: “And [John’s] ‘Go on, my son,’ reaction to the kiss.”
(Sherlock and Janine kiss, and initially John reacts in shock and turns away but then gives a small nod.)
Steven: “The little nod, there. ‘Yeah, that’s it, yes. Good work, Sherlock’.”
Mark: “[Sherlock]’s definitely kissing her ... but then ...”
(As Sherlock’s smile drops)
Steven: “Ooh. The little romantic part of you wants it to be true. ‘Wouldn’t it be nice, wouldn’t he be a happier man if he just had a nice girlfriend?’ But of course he hasn’t, because he’s evil!”
Sue: “Looking at the Twitter feed, not everyone wanted it to be true!”
Steven: “Ah, Twitter is not the audience.”

[Гость]

Огурец/хорошая работа
Анон/здоровье/счатье/деньги/возможности

[Гость]

*счастье)))

[Гость]

(As Magnussen starts to pee in the fireplace)
Mark: “This is filthy.”
Steven: “Now this is the moment at which he has to die. Nothing else he does is really that bad compared to weeing in Sherlock Holmes’ fireplace. There’s just no way you’re leaving this place alive.”
Mark: “And we know who had to clean it up, don’t we?!”
Una: “Yeah.”
Steven (as Mrs Hudson): “Oh, Sherlock, you’ve done it again!”
Mark: “Fantastic speech and such a chilling notion that the UK is a petrie dish and if it works out, ‘I’ll try it in a real country.’ It’s exactly the disdain with which you feel our country is actually treated some of the time!”
Steven: “Yes ... by Scandinavia!”
Una: “It was horrible when he throws the tissue on the floor.”
Steven: “The thing about Lars was, generally speaking, we would cut some of his dialogue from each scene because he would have done it all with the look. He would do so much just with his presence, with those fish eyes – which he doesn’t seem to have in real life. He’s such a lovely gentle man. His brother’s a cannibal, though.”
Mark: “He doesn’t talk about that!”
Steven: “I was watching [‘Hannibal’] the other night – he’s terrifying. And he did horrible things to James Bond. How long before Lars is a Bond villain?”
Mark: “They’ve never done the double, have they? He could be Le Chiffre’s brother.”
Steven: “Le Chiffre Two.”

[Гость]

Нижняя часть лица у мужика ни разу не марципанова. Автор фоточек повелся на красное пальтецо, поди

[Гость]

Нижняя часть лица у мужика ни разу не марципанова. Автор фоточек повелся на красное пальтецо, поди

А в ВК в группе Марципана уже обсуждают, когда они успели пожениться. И ни у кого сомнений нет, что это не Мартин

[Гость]

Боже, Марк убейся
(When Sherlock says, ‘Mary and I think seven [pounds]’)
Mark: “So again we see Mary and Sherlock have become quite thick with each other. I remember very early on, the idea was that she would be taking violin lessons with him and he would be really looking forward to her coming round. And one day she comes round at the wrong time and says, ‘I’m here with a client,’ and everything changes.”

[Гость]

хм, какое разночтение между создателями и Беном
напомни, что Бен говорил по этому поводу?

[Гость]

Аноны, у которых есть Тви. А закиньте эти фотки Аманде.

[Гость]

Mark: “Oh yes, there’s a reference to ‘CAM’ ...”Sue: “... and she looks odd, but you feel that’s because it’s mentioning her parents.”

Они точно свой фандом считают идиотами. Подпись на раз-два пронзили, как отсылку к Милвертону/Магнуссену

Steven: “I think we ladled quite a bit on, but it’s because they were charmed by Amanda, they didn’t want to listen, which is exactly what happens to Sherlock Holmes. He’s charmed by Mary; he stops listening to his own brain.”
Mark: “He misses the obvious.”

Почему?! Почему мы ни хрена не видим в серии это самое charmed by?! Внешне все выглядит, что он просто протупил.
Хотя charmed by Amanda/Mary - это

[Гость]

Эбби два месяца завтра

Пажжи, так мало?! Там же Бенни вторым залетел вроде, разве Эбби не старше? Волнуюсь!

[Гость]

Mark: “When you look at Benedict here, being completely cold and inhuman, and remember what he’s like in real life and how bumbly and charming he is.”
Steven: “And concerned.”
Mark: “It’s just a great performance, it really is.”
Steven: “He’s just so unlike this, yeah.”
Una: “But they say if you want a nasty performance, get a nice person, often. ’Cause you’ve got to like the person to loathe them, haven’t you?”
Steven: “Well, he’s gonna be fascinatingly awful, Sherlock Holmes. You’ve got to sort of long for the next terrible thing he does.”
Mark (as Sherlock goes into Magnussen’s office): “This is one of those things when you realise that the availability of incredible office space in London, which is fantastic for filming but rather scary for the economy.”
Sue: “I know. The amount of floors that were empty.”
Mark: “Absolutely empty, yeah.”
Steven: “Quite spooky, wasn’t it?”
Mark: “I remember we went right up to look at the view, and it’s one of those things you just don’t see anywhere else, where suddenly London is so far below and it looks more like Tokyo or something – just all lights. Absolutely fantastic.”

[Гость]

And one day she comes round at the wrong time and says, ‘I’m here with a client,’ and everything changes.”
о, вангую, так оно и будет.

[Гость]

Аноны, у которых есть Тви. А закиньте эти фотки Аманде.

чтоб потом тут всех твиттерских малолетними ебанашками обозвали?

[Гость]

Аноны, у которых есть Тви. А закиньте эти фотки Аманде.

Плюсую. Все и прояснится.

[Гость]

(In Magnussen’s apartment)
Steven: “Now we’ve switched to Cardiff. We’re now in the set.”
Mark: “Magnussen genuinely afraid, I think – but always thinking.”
Steven: “It must be said here: let’s hear it for Mary Morstan. Mary figures out the only thing you can do with Magnussen at this point – just kill him, which Sherlock is gonna take another hour to get to! ‘Okay, I’ll just shoot him in the face.’”
Mark: “Even she’s cleverer than him now!”
Steven: “Everyone’s cleverer than Sherlock!”
(As Sherlock’s various previous deductions about Mary resolve into the single word ‘Liar’)
Sue: “This was where we found that we’d spelled it wrong.”
Mark: “D’you remember Nick’s original cut, the moment of revealing Mary. It just didn’t happen.”
Steven: “It was so long!”
Mark: “He was doing everything possible. ‘We must see her now, otherwise we’ll forget what’s happened’!”
(As Mary shoots Sherlock)
Mark: “Ohh, we’ve just brought him back(!)”
Sue (a little tetchily, looking at the bullet hole): “Really expensive shirts. Costume [Department] going, [plaintively] ‘Do we really need to do another one?’!”

[Гость]

А когда ближайшее появление Мартина в свете? Гала, КД или хотяб афтепати? На Хобббите?

[Гость]

we knew that Sherlock actually genuinely liked her

C чего это вдруг у них Шерлоку стали искренне нравится чуть ли не каждый второй окружающий?
Не могу не процитировать:
Шерлока похоронили на старом индейском кладбище – так что ожить он ожил, но вернулся полным мудаком.

[Гость]

Mark: “Ah, the mysterious Redbeard. Highest paid actor on the set!”
[It’s not clear whether he’s referring to the dog or to Louis!]
Mark: “Redbeard, of course, named after Sherlock’s pirate fixation as a child. Poor Redbeard.”

[Гость]

C чего это вдруг у них Шерлоку стали искренне нравится чуть ли не каждый второй окружающий?

Гормональный сбой!

[Гость]

Steven: “Remember the very first cut? It made him look as if he was jealous.”
Mark: “Which was not a good idea.”
Steven: “[We were] saying, ‘No, no, no, he’s thrilled, but a little bit “What?! Out of nowhere, you’ve got the really hot girl from the wedding”!’”

"Я так и думал, господа, расходимся!"
Мартину спасибо.

[Гость]

you’ve got the really hot girl from the wedding

хот герл, оуууукей

[Гость]

Steven: “Ah, Twitter is not the audience.”

Да-да, водопроводчики в Твиттере не сидят.

[Гость]

Аноны, вы чоу? Волосы слишком темные для Марципана.

Его только что красили для съемок и он только вернулся.
По-моему это Мартин и Омандер, ее спина и жопа фигура, и крупнее Мартина, как оно и есть на самом деле.

[Гость]

аноны, еще нести комменты?

[Гость]

аноны, еще нести комменты?
неси, анончик! врага нужно знать в лицо!

[Гость]

(As Sherlock convulses on the floor)
Steven: “Love that shot. That’s a great shot.”
Mark: “At this point people are thinking, ‘He’s only just come back from the dead. Goodness’ sake!’”
Steven (as Sherlock runs into the padded cell): “Speaking of which ...!”
Mark: “It tends to happen.”
Steven: “Andrew yet again turning up on the ‘Sherlock’ set. [As himself] ‘We killed you at the end of the last season!’ [As Andrew] ‘Oh, I know, but ...’”
Mark: “I reminded Andrew about that day in the tube [the lift at Bart’s where Jim’s body was given the Sherlock disguise]: ‘It’s not over yet!’ It’s never over.”
Sue: “This was that mad day when we had units everywhere.”
Steven: “It’s a pretty disgusting set, that, isn’t it? Brilliant, but it’s disgusting. I remember when we were shooting this and we had Andrew on his knees; and then looking through the letterbox thing was Charles Augustus Magnussen ...”
Mark: “... come to look into the Mind Palace!”
Steven: “And it was just frightening, those terrible eyes and I’m suddenly thinking, ‘Both of them are here!’ Villain overload!”
Una: “So is this Arwel again, this set?”
Sue: “Yeah.”
Mark: “Obviously Andrew looks like that because he’s supposed to be sort-of corpse-like, but someone did ask me what was wrong with him. I thought, ‘Well, he’s dead, that’s what’s wrong with him’!”
Steven: “People don’t look their best when they’re dead. We checked; we researched!”

[Гость]

Кто тут вчера спрашивал про "ответный ход Фримана"? Как бы не получилось, что ответный ход в виде помолвки Бену пришлось делать. А про новую женщину Марципана можно сказать и так "она новая, патамушта до этого у него была нежена, а теперь жена"

[Гость]

Steven: “Someone pointed out to me, and I didn’t even know, ’cause I am a fool, that I used the same rhyme in ‘Jekyll’. But I thought I’d made it up. I made it up twice!”
Mark: “Listen: steal from yourself – that’s the way to do it!”
Steven: “But I don’t even know I’m doing it!”

Steven: “I mean, this is all madness, but I do rather love it.”
Mark: “But [Sherlock’s] nearly going. It’s the actual idea that he might have to leave John without knowing what Mary’s really like that sort of brings him back. It’s very exciting.”
Steven: “Plus he hears the Hero Music and thinks, ‘Oh, right, yeah. I’m on now.’ And at some point during it, I think it’s on the staircase, Benedict actually manages to hurt his hand, doesn’t he? Oh, no, it was banging on the door.”
Sue: “It was in Episode two, banging on [Sholto’s bedroom] door.”
Steven: “Up the stairs he comes. Hooray. You can’t keep a truly atrocious amoral man down!”
Mark: “I hope not!”
Steven: “These are rubbish doctors(!) They were really embarrassed after that. ‘We thought he was dead!’”
Mark: “They were on the way home! They were packing up!”
Steven (as the doctors): “Look, it was just unplugged! Oh no!”
Mark: “[Sherlock’s] taking that long to get up the stairs because he’s wearing that Coat in the middle of summer. He’s never managed to work out how to take it off.”
Steven: “Well, this is true because we have tried to give him a summer coat. We always just end up saying, ‘No, he has to wear the Coat. He always wears the Coat’.”
Sue: “We do make a coat every year, don’t we, and reject it.”
Mark: “The thing is, at the end, he takes it off and he has the suit, and that’s fine, but he still has to put it on sometimes.”

[Гость]

Sue: “... and she looks odd, but you feel that’s because it’s mentioning her parents.”
Steven: “I think we ladled quite a bit on, but it’s because they were charmed by Amanda, they didn’t want to listen, which is exactly what happens to Sherlock Holmes. He’s charmed by Mary; he stops listening to his own brain.”
Mark: “He misses the obvious.”

Ну конечно все идиоты и никто не понял, что телеграмма была спецом для Мэри

but it’s because they were charmed by Amanda, they didn’t want to listen, which is exactly what happens to Sherlock Holmes. He’s charmed by Mary; he stops listening to his own brain
Моффат пидорас, у твоего Шерлока в сезоне нет мозгов. Совсем. Как и у тебя. Очарован, блдь, очарован Мэрей.